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No, Miss Sofia! No!
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I can't sleep.
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Uh, that sounds like Charlie work, so, Charlie, why don't you
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Makes me happy
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That Hansel's so hot right now.
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How'd that get in there?
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You do not mess with my music.
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"if I ever get a chance to screw this man over,
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I look like my grandfather in this suit.
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Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long.
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Give me a stopwatch and a map,
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Tonight's top story:
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Simba, you have forgotten me.
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Simba, you have forgotten me.
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My dad restores classic cars.
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♪ So what did I miss? ♪
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I respect wood. I revere wood.
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Now do movie.
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How long have you been 17?
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I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment.
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Shut up, faggot.
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-What sheets? -These sheets.
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♪ Bloom, bloom May you know ♪
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Wait! No, wait!
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