Shane Coffey

You wanna grab a coffee or something?

Hey, how's it going? Good.

Yeah, how was your year abroad?

If you wanted to go out tonight.

Anyway, so, uh, I was wondering

It's about to get crazy out here.

Look who I found! Oh, mrs. Welch. Hi.

Is that weird?

Is this a date?

Uh, my dad was studying algae in a river delta.

Would understand, or at least try.

Which was... Really lame.

Or...

What? Who even does that anymore?

I spent a lot of time in hip waders,

So, how long have you been seeing each other? A while.

I thought that if it looked like ranch dressing...

It's a really long story. Brought you something.

Maybe you went out with the wrong person tonight.

What'd you do to bring on the parental wrath?

I don't have to tell your mom anything, As long as you promise to do the same.

So, what brings you here? Uh, oh, a friend of mine had an extra ticket.

Paste-free, I promise.

No, I'm not saying that it's-

"return to kinder, gentler traditions" agenda.