Willie Garson

Howard's the handyman.

And, okay, you guys: Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv.

Hi. Welcome to the building. I'm Steve Cera, President of the tenants' committee.

- He became predictable. - How predictable.

Yeah, he's the handyman. He's gonna be retiring next week...

Welcome to the building.

Okay. Fine. Whatever.

3-B.

Because Phoebe is more our kind of people.

I mean, I don't know Howard.

I, uh, came to talk to you about Howard.

"The Bone" is like the human equivalent of the sable coat.

How could anyone that gorgeous be straight?

Something to think about it.

And I said, "You should get the bulge in your pants.

Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.

...and everyone who lives here is kicking in a hundred bucks...

- Hey, you made it. - Hey, Jared.

...and caring and very generous.

Wait. Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard.

Okay, I get it.

So you want to give me a check, or?

He's so beautiful that I find that sometimes I have to look away.

- Is he gay? - He denies it.

Derek, I would like you to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw.