Spencer Hastings

Don't stay up too late, okay?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

You don't have to put on a brave face for us, okay? We get it.

Mom, this is Alex Santiago.

It was either "humpty dumpty" or "Jesus is coming. Look busy."

I don't want to go.

Spence, don't forget to turn off the yard lights, okay?

I only kill when we need food.

Uh... Pass. I want a pop-tart.

I thought you'd be relieved.

I'm not going to.

Oh, honey, would you hold this? I'm buzzing.

What am I looking at?

Can I get to the bathroom?

Sweden? Why did he give it to you?

So you'd rather spend the rest of your summer tossing broken plaster in a dumpster?

Uh, you can go. Seriously, my mom's gonna be here soon, so...

You know what happens when you stick four lobsters in a tank and cut off their food supply?

Is there a magic password?

Wait, so now you want us to leave?

So, uhm, I was thinking...

You need to call Alex.

- I'm gonna take off. - Why? Where are we going?

- Why are you so shocked? - Because you're not.

You know, If she starts going over a cliff, you grab the wheel.