Dr. Ross Geller

"Out of order? You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"

You'd go out with someone going out with someone else?

It felt like a "big guy" moment.

Focus? There's nothing to focus on.

Nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.

All right, you madcap gal!

All right. There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey

When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.

Could she be more out of my league? Back me up.

After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business.

He couldn't get a woman like that in a million years.

So, will you invite us to the big opening?

- Where's the Statue of Liberty? - There.

There's something so sweet and disturbing about that.

She is a kook.

And I buy detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.

You can spot someone who's never seen his plays.

And what would my opening line be? Excuse me....

You know, monogamy can be a tricky concept.

- I didn't know you could dance! - You were in a play!

Didn't you listen? It's twisted!

- It looks like a boat. - A boat.

I mean, anthropologically speaking

Stand back, everyone. Incoming ego shrapnel.

How could you get involved with her?