Dustin Henderson

Oh, Jesus, we're so screwed if it's the Demogorgon.

If you're not gonna focus, just gimme the binoculars.

from primitive constructs such as popularity?

- You're getting too close. - Watch it, dickwad.

- Yeah, ladies, warm it up. - ["WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO" PLAYS]

Ooh, tip that up. That feels good!

Evil Russians.

[IN MONOTONE VOICE] Hello. Yes. I am fine.

why not date somebody you actually enjoy being around?

What's your type again? Not awesome?

Instead of dating somebody you think's gonna make you cooler,

- No, I'm still looking. - Lemme see it.

What are you doing?

- Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. - What?

which means you're technically an adult,

[MAN] All right, everyone, listen up!

- No. - Now that you're out of high school,

Oh, primitive constructs?

- Tall, blond, not smiling. - Mm-hmm?

Dude, you are the worst spy in history, you know that?

Uh, I guess I don't totally know what I'm looking for.

That's right!

You're not gonna believe who Dustin thought was a Russian.

Yeah, exactly. I don't know what an evil Russian looks like.

- Yes, you did. - No, I did not.