Chandler Bing

...I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed-io."

Hell is filled with people like you.

I feel violated.

Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up.

And boogie.

- Doesn't that make me seem? - Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?

Give me a call when you get a chance.

- Her machine. - Answering machine?

God, I miss just being needy.

Oh, that is so sick.

I turned it off.

Maybe we could get together later?

I called and there was no answer.

- Yeah. - I'll say, yeah.

No. Last time I left a spontaneous message...

You obviously saw my personal ad.

- Have you called her? - She'd know I like her. That's crazy.

- Why isn't she calling? - Maybe she never got your message.

...honing for the last two hours?

- You know our phone's not working? - What?

She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress.

- Why? - I have my reasons.

I'm working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you'd like.

What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.