Phoebe Buffay

Wow, my breasts are really strong.

[LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY]

- How come? - Because I need the money.

Oh, the ruined quiches are ready.

And I thought it'd be a great way to get rid of that last little smidgen of self-respect.

Because some things don't change.

I don't get it.

Oh, God, Korea's such a beautiful country.

Come on, I think this is a good thing.

Wow. And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian. Ha, ha.

"Yeah, you pulled a Monica." Ha, ha.

Oh, did anybody see that documentary on the Korean War?

Ha, ha. I'm not freaking out.

And whoever finds it wins the prize.

Okay, I didn't hear that.

- Really? - Oh, they love your casserole.

You finish the job you were hired to do and we'll call that "pulling a Monica."

Oh, or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah, no, he pulled a Monica."

Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means.

Or someone hits a home run, and the announcer says:

You know, go down there and prove your mother wrong.

She doesn't know we switched it.

Okay, um, if a kid gets straight A's, his parents would say:

No. You have lasagnas.

No one is gonna know, and you're gonna look great.