Dr. Ross Geller

He's out banging other women over the head with a club...

Helen Geller?

No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.

Or, you know, hey, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring.

...while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

You never know.

I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

So you should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard.

Must pee.

Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.

I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...

He knows no one is gonna say all those names.

When did it get so complicated?

...it kind of looks like an old potato.

What does she mean by "involved"?

Still, you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse."

...after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was...

I have no idea.

But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

...sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

- A little. - Just a little.

"Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close." See?

What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway...

...why we bought the ticket.