Joey Tribbiani

...Mother Teresa, not a good mother. Pfft.

I'll give you one hint.

That's like...

Good. Very good. Firm, but tender.

Hey, come on. I need your help here.

Warren Beatty.

There's just one thing that might be a problem.

Okay, ask her what is her method of birth control.

This must be really tough for you.

Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong.

Aw, Rach, I think you look cute.

Ask her how long she's gonna live.

Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser.

Rachel is a very lucky girl.

See this, huh? This is a friend.

You are a good friend.

...Mr. Beatty comes up to me and he says, "Good actor. Bad kisser. "

But that was a hell of a kiss.

Oh, okay. One of you girls come over here and kiss me.

Listen, what are you doing tonight?

...who the main guy kisses.

See, I had to kiss this guy.

Richard's here? I should run down, say goodbye to him.

I met the director. You'll never believe who it was.

Hello? Hello?