Morty Seinfeld

Oh, for God's sake.

- I'll get it. - I'll get it.

You know what this funeral's gonna wind up costing me? Oh, boy.

Jerry, look at this sport jacket.

I don't know her either.

I spoke to Manya and Isaac on the phone today.

- You know, you should call Manya. - Maybe I will.

You know what my greatest moment was, don't you?

Morty, you can't wear this.

She made me fly from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket.

- Should I pick up? - Do you want me to get that?

You have beautiful clothes. They sit in your closet.

We won. I made an incredible play in the field.

Would you make this thing lower?

- I can hear it on the street. - Hey, Jer, how did you do?

I threw the guy out, from left field, on a fly.

- Hi. - Hi.

We'll be in the championship game Wednesday because of me.

What's wrong with that nice grey one?

Hello.

You know what this get together’s gonna wind up costing me? Oh, boy.