Chandler Bing

She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body.

- Stick out your tongue! - Take off your shirt!

I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat!

Look, I may have jumped the gun here.

Well, he totally screwed up the punch line.

I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.

I fooled around with Joey's sister.

What the hell's the matter with you?

It's gotta be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt.

She told me you said you could really fall for her.

Sorry, I just... Any excuse to tell that story, you know?

I just got out of a relationship...

So... Mary Angela, what's your second favorite?

I can't remember which sister.

So will I.

I wasn't sure which one Mary Angela was.

I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.

Why don't you ask Chandler? He fooled around with her.

When I drink, sometimes I get overly friendly and I'm sorry.

I have not stopped thinking about you since the party.

God, it killed me!

Joey! What are you doing here?

It's Joey's birthday.

You don't think I thought of that?