Mona Vanderwaal

I think Hermie the Hermaphrodite needs a jumbo coffee.

- to help me study math... - I never said math.

- I don't know who that is. - Yes, you do.

Well, when my mom told me you were gonna give up your Friday night

to make blood come out of her ears.

Spencer, Emily, wait up.

I said I would get you up to speed. So, can we discuss Claudia Rice?

You know, "Welcome home Hanna. We love you with or without your spleen".

- Then I'll just change the theme. - Mona.

Really?

And I'm like, "babe, I'm right next to you. You'll be fine."

If you guys don't want to come I'm sure she'll understand.

She says to me "Sean, can you carry me down, please?"

I just found out that Hanna's mom's got some bank thingy in Scranton

and won't be home till really late, so... I want to do a surprise party.

I mean, who does not want a big, slobbering beast

Oh, please. She's been socializing with I.V. bags and bedpans. She'll love it.