Dr. Ross Geller

And they really hit it off, and I think it's gonna make a difference.

My wife's a lesbian.

She doesn't know you sneak out every night...

Seven years!

Your dresser is missing, but this she notices.

She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers.

Just taking it to get rewired.

MONICA: Ross...

And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation.

...and back every morning...

"God, my wife is cool." Heh.

Carol should be home by now, so...

Because Carol's a lesbian.

- How's it going with you guys? - Better, actually.

...and that you've been at your grandmother's for a week.

- How many more tomorrow? - Two.

What are you doing with the lamp?

...or I had a uterus.

But last week, she met this woman at the gym, Susan something.

I finally figured out why we're having so much trouble.

Where is everybody?

No, honey, really. It's fine.

...is kind of over.

Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing...

Excuse me, there was no time.