Chandler Bing

- Really? - No, freak show, she's fictional!

There you go. Enjoy your coffee.

This company was not built on rough numbers. Right, Mr. Douglas?

"What are you trying to pull?" he'll say.

It's about cutting my people a little slack, you know, for morale.

Joey is a, uh, fellow processor.

So I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

That was there when I got here.

My character, Joseph the processing guy...

Okay, you can have it.

Weird world.

...has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany.

In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.

Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.

But unfortunately that's not possible.

Give it to me.

If you say so, sir.

Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing.

I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what?

If you wanna see some rough numbers, I can get them to you by Wednesday.

Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his coworkers' wives for sport...

I just did.

You know, there isn't a part of that sentence that I don't need explained.

...but, uh, I can sleep with his wife.

Joseph's good, isn't he?