Rachel Green

- Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat. - Yeah.

Oh, good. Great. I'll keep that in mind.

That's not a baby. That's a cat.

- You guys wanna eat here? - Yeah.

Phoebe, it's six o'clock in the morning. Why aren't you at Gary's?

...and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me.

No. I wish.

No, it's actually very sweet. It's very sweet. Look.

...and I would drag a shoe string on the ground and it would chase it.

- Well, it's my cat. - What?

Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay?

Just get out of here, all right? Move on.

...so I'm not gonna try and take you on, okay?

I give up, you guys. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing.

Well, I do, but you're gonna have to look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

And it's gonna seem crazy...

Okay, you ready?

I tried. They won't take her back.

...but this is something I've wanted since I was a little girl.

I know. My arm is killing me.

Listen, um, I bought something. I'm not sure she's gonna like it.

- Yeah. Do you want it? - Ha, ha. No, I hate cats.

- Jeez. - Wow, what an unusual cat.

Hey, you guys. Uh, is Monica here?