Caleb Rivers

Where did you get this? The year 2020?

Because I'm not blind.

How much did you hear?

Said the girl with poor judgment to the cat in the hat.

I thought you'd be relieved.

I only have three bars.

like something you scrape off your shoe?

fun on the weekends, break old lady's hips?

My parting gift.

Can I make the sandwich?

Stealing a blind person's phone? That's sick.

I was taking a shower... Yeah, you know what,

That's awesome. That's the part you really wanted, right?

I can't do this right now. This phone is out of my league.

Are you gonna get over what happened yesterday morning?

Hey, if you need a place to stay,

there's an old couch in my basement.

Can I... help?

Because you've been treating me

I will, uh, put some groceries on the back porch.

That's okay, too.

I can't crack it, and I know you're dealing with a time issue.

What, and now you think you have to throw down, too?

Ready to see that much of me?

No.