Caleb Rivers

Where did you get this? The year 2020?

Because I'm not blind.

How much did you hear?

Said the girl with poor judgment to the cat in the hat.

I thought you'd be relieved.

I only have three bars.

like something you scrape off your shoe?

fun on the weekends, break old lady's hips?

Can I make the sandwich?

My parting gift.

Stealing a blind person's phone? That's sick.

I was taking a shower... Yeah, you know what,

I can't do this right now. This phone is out of my league.

That's awesome. That's the part you really wanted, right?

Are you gonna get over what happened yesterday morning?

there's an old couch in my basement.

Hey, if you need a place to stay,

Can I... help?

Because you've been treating me

I will, uh, put some groceries on the back porch.

That's okay, too.

What, and now you think you have to throw down, too?

I can't crack it, and I know you're dealing with a time issue.

Ready to see that much of me?

No.