Caleb Rivers

Where did you get this? The year 2020?

Because I'm not blind.

How much did you hear?

Said the girl with poor judgment to the cat in the hat.

I thought you'd be relieved.

I only have three bars.

like something you scrape off your shoe?

fun on the weekends, break old lady's hips?

My parting gift.

Can I make the sandwich?

Stealing a blind person's phone? That's sick.

I was taking a shower... Yeah, you know what,

I can't do this right now. This phone is out of my league.

That's awesome. That's the part you really wanted, right?

there's an old couch in my basement.

Hey, if you need a place to stay,

Are you gonna get over what happened yesterday morning?

Because you've been treating me

Can I... help?

I will, uh, put some groceries on the back porch.

That's okay, too.

What, and now you think you have to throw down, too?

I can't crack it, and I know you're dealing with a time issue.

Ready to see that much of me?

No.