Joey Tribbiani

I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue.

Beth is really, really sick.

What are you doing? Get back over on your side of the...

- Do you have any ice? - Check the freezer.

Are you just getting home from work? It's late.

Oh, yeah. Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.

Hi, I'm Joey. We haven't met.

I got to sit in on a meeting with reps from Calvin Klein.

I mean, are they, like, scary little?

Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade?

Wednesday

You mean it's like a girl-girl thing?

Is that true? If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?

I never start reading The Shining without making sure we got room in the freezer.

And the answer would be, nothing. All right?

Then why would you say that?

All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.

Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?

This is the scariest book ever. I bet it's way better than that classic of yours.

Sure.

Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?

Well, safer.

No, the end! When Jack almost kills them all with that blank...

I don't see how he could forgive her.

I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.