Miranda Hobbes

- I only give head to get head. - Me too.

Yes, you have. I can't talk now. I'll call you later. Okay?

Even his fucking dog is perfect.

Has he been working out?

Oral sex is God's gift to women. You can get off without a worry of pregnancy.

Personally, I'm loving it up to the point where the guy wants me to swallow.

God, would you listen to yourself?

She'll juggle, she'll spin plates, but she won't give head.

Hi. Nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.

Some men just take it so personally if you don't.

Go quick before the Times destroys it with a rave.

Something looks different.

But if you don't go down on him, how do you expect him to go down on you?

Plus, the sense of power is such a turn-on.

- That's one way to say no. - It's not like I haven't tried.

I don't.

I think that was Skipper's new girlfriend.

Yeah, I know. I've become one of those women we hate.

Skipper and I just had the most incredible meal.

Please forgive me for having dinner with that other woman,,?

She seemed all right.

That's true. You're his type, but you broke up with him, remember?

You mean like what he really meant was, "I've been a complete idiot.

I didn't think that was his type.

We really weren't that concerned.