Frank Costanza

-You got T-Fal? -Calphalon.

In my mind, there's a war still going on.

...and your eggplant parmigiana is a disgrace to this house!

Men were keeling over all around me.

Cook? No. I don't know any cooks.

I don't know anything about cooking!

-It's dry. -That's the way I always make it.

Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you.

-No good. No good. No way. -Frank, stop it.

You got T-Fal?

All right, what happened, Frank?

The use date was three weeks past.

YOU GOT T-FAL?

In my mind, there's A war still going on.

The trauma is still very real

So what? They’re still OC.

Me sitting alone at night after cooking chicken

In my mind, there's a war still going on.

In my mind, there's a war still going on.

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In my mind, there's a war still going on