Phoebe Buffay

Wait, wait. Clogs or claws?

No, I'm serious. I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.

I'm just saying, this woman, I mean, she's fictitious, no?

It's a substantial gift.

No, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic.

- Clogs. - No.

- Claws? - No.

No, but let's come back to that later.

Especially at this age. They require constant care.

Well, sure, in a perfect world.

- Does it have to do with Joey? - No.

Just go! You're never gonna get it!

I have to tell you something.

Monica, I am so excited for you!

You said there's somebody else, so she'd agree to work with you.

If you spend a lot of time together, maybe something might happen.

They need just the right food and lots and lots of love.

- What about Pete? - No.

Okay, there you go.

- What? - I can't tell you.

But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my gods.

I'm fairly intuitive and pyschic

That's exciting. You went to Japan, made up a woman.

Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what?

I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.