Rick Sanchez

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

Morty, you got to... come on.

- It's important. Come on, Morty. - I don't know, Rick.

They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them.

The student becomes the teacher.

- It's beyond your reasoning. - You're beyond our reasoning!

and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.

Mm, there is no God, summer. You got to rip that band-aid off now.

Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics.

but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

No idea what you're talking about.

That's the last straw!

Rick and Morty forever and forever.

and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.

Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi.

Takes one to know one.

Run, Morty! Run!

Oh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche.

I mean, you're young.

You really made the crap out of those eggs.

You know what? Okay.

my interdimensional portal device it's got no charge left, Morty.

and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.

I never seen that thing before in my life.

Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time.