Tyrion Lannister

That bit of theater will haunt our family for a generation.

Everyone knows a Lannister always pays his debts.

- Baelish, Varys, Pycelle... - Heads, spikes, walls.

I'll impregnate the bitch.

"I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world."

I wish I was the monster you think I am.

Your loyalty to your captors is touching.

Do you think I'm plump?

Silence. Silence!

You will not take that whore to court.

And I'm Shae the funny whore.

The Eyrie. They say it's impregnable.

I demand a trial by combat.

I can't think how it slipped my mind.

I did not do it.

I'm willing if she is.

You're making me uncomfortable.

I did not kill Joffrey,

Risky scheme.

gave me more relief than 1,000 lying whores.

Never forget what you are.

Not that I know of.

Wear it like armor...

I hear they call him the Imp.

but I wish that I had.