Oberyn Martell

Just a tiny pink cock.

I will be your champion.

shit-pile of a city?

I am the brother of Elia Martell.

Please give him our regards.

You raped my sister.

Bastards are born of passion, aren't they?

No? How tolerant of you.

We don't despise them in Dorne.

and Cersei Lannister the Queen Regent.

In some places the highborn frown upon those of low birth.

People everywhere have their differences.

Why would he reveal such plans to his wife's maid?

that your daughter Myrcella has been sent

Unlikely. You had just been born.

giving up your regal responsibilities.

And all those who have wronged me are right here.

No red eye. No tail between your legs.

Wearing the crown for so many years must have left your neck a bit crooked.

She commands an army of Unsullied, my queen.

in the Riverlands, my lord.

What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent,

These meetings aren't always going to be this early, are they?

And yet everyone does.

to live in the latter sort of place.