Carrie Bradshaw

He has a tiny little penis, but he knows exactly how to use it.

Wave, darling. Wave.

Most people would classify Amalita as Eurotrash.

You really have that certain je ne sais quoi, don't you?

but I felt like I was floating on air.

I couldn't understand a word she was saying...

He has a tiny little penis

Nothing. I'm just being un peu stupide.

You would like another bottle of wine?

All right. I'm gonna take them.

That's very nice of you, but I just can't accept these.

The truth was, we'd only met a few times.

Besides, it's on Carlo.

I mean, you are like a sister to me...

I thought she was fun.

Sounds like a trendy sideshow act.

- That won't be necessary. - Oh, my God! I don't believe it!

Wonderful.

I don't remember filling out an application.

I see.

I told him you were the most beautiful...

Maybe you could show me the town.

I'm concerned that you've been drafted into a ring of high-class hookers.

I've told Gilles all about you.

I'm going back up there. Excuse me.