Phoebe Buffay

...of noogies and wedgies and flying wedgies and atomic wedgies and...

Build the unit, Cinderellie Lay the tile, Cinderellie

How I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt.

- Maybe my ruler's wrong. - Maybe all the rulers are wrong.

- So is it, like, art? - Yeah, you can melt art.

- What kind of karate is that? - No kind.

Okay. So by "melting" you meant melting.

- I just asked you. - I just asked you.

She's not a hooker.

- How do you play the shadow game? - How do you play the shadow game?

I don't have time for this.

So, what kind of things do you like to do at home?

Well, can't someone else do it?

That's the same month as Halloween.

Like you and Ross. Close and connected and...

- Are you excited? - Yeah.

Good night, bro.

What are big sisters for?

I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue?

He just makes it up.

Well, not right now.

Yeah, you can do it too. Yeah.

Ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for five minutes.

- How's it going with you guys? - So far it kind of blows.

...Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately.