Joey Tribbiani

Cut it out.

Yeah, hero sandwiches.

I'd hate to save your life and kick your ass on the same day.

Right over there! There! Look, look, look!

You know? I mean, Ross needs help. He's not "street" like us.

Why'd you take off?

That's what this is about.

-I know it doesn't make much sense. -"Much" sense?

What are you doing?

How good is that?

We had the most incredible night.

Oh, my God. You hate Ross!

You're like my brother.

Imagine the best sex you ever had.

I was trying to save my sandwich.

...throws himself on me.

Of course you do. I saved him. You're mad at me. It adds up.

Look, it was instinct! I just went for it.

You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you.

Good idea.

My sandwich was next to Ross.

With a bite.

No, not exactly.

-Thanks. -Easy, it's not a hot dog!

I don't know. But I don't like what I'm hearing.