Miranda Hobbes

It makes absolutely no difference.

I have been out with some of those guys... the short, fat, poor ones.

Let's just keep 'em where I can see 'em, all right?

We would all have preferred a nice celebratory conference call.

That's funny, Skippy.

Yeah, except men in this city fail on both counts.

So, ipso facto, I can't be interesting?

One day she woke up, and she was 41.

They are just as self-centered and unappreciative as the good-looking ones.

I mean, the sex was incredible.

but as soon as you only want them for sex, they don't like it.

What about romance?

and the whole chat bit, and I'm like, "Let's not even go there."

that men secretly hate pretty girls because they rejected them in school.

What are you saying? That you're just going to give up on love?

Are you saying that I'm not pretty enough?

Trust me... this is not a story that makes men feel bad.

couldn't hold her job and moved back to Wisconsin to live with her mother.

I mean, they don't want to be in a relationship with you...

Well, I guess you must find me beautiful.

- Or interesting. - I was about to rescue Skipper...