Chandler Bing

And yet believable.

Will you marry me?

Oh, and I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym?

- What? - Helen drinks.

I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.

- Do you have a sec? - Uh, sure, Nina. What's up?

Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.

And then there's Randy Brown...

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! AND YET BELIEVABLE!

- So, what does this mean? - We're gonna be laying off people.

Now tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister.

But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors.

...you might want to run it by, uh...

...that monkeys and babies are actually different.

...part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

...they're, uh, jealous of us.

Wow, this is serious.

Uh, well, maybe that's, uh, because you're getting a big raise.

You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying...

Didn't I memo you on this?

...never, ever leave your hand on the desk.

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

In fact, if you asked her now...

And yet believable

See, after I let her go, uh, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen...