Mr. Big

What are you doing for lunch today?

- She told you? - She told me.

Suddenly my column was the last thing on my mind.

My ex-wife.

Let's not talk about the past.

Yeah. I thought I told you.

Alienation of affection followed by divorce.

- I know. She told me at lunch. - I know. She told me she told you.

I'm so not finding that funny.

I still talk to all my ex-wives.

I didn't see Mr. Big for eight days.

The reason we had the threesome is because we were both looking...

What Mr. Big didn't realize was the past was sleeping right next to me.

This one.

You drop this big bomb, and you don't give me any details.

The food was terrible, and we were talking to each other like strangers.

- You didn't tell me why you broke up. - I cheated on her.

Oh, come... Wait a minute.

You better be careful. I could get used to this.