Miranda Hobbes

You know what? I have to pee.

Jealous?

He is a god, and I tell him so every day.

Oh, my God.

It'll be fun. We've never even been to visit her in Connecticut.

She's insane.

- Babies. - I'll probably end up with five.

I've lost two sisters to the motherhood. I know what I'm talking about.

and the most fabulous validation I've ever gotten in my life.

I wish they made this in my size.

Her face peeled off. That can't be good.

If you're not back in five minutes, I'm coming after you.

I'm gonna go with zero.

When I was little, I took a rubber band and put it around my dog's snout.

If I see another crepe paper stork, I'm gonna rip its cardboard beak off.

I love my son. Andy is 11 months old.

Just don't mention the name Shayla.

Look at that Charlotte.

We got lost. We took the wrong bridge.

I told you, it's a cult. We can't separate.

Can you picture it, us with...

What are you going to do? You gonna tell Mr. Big?

No.

I spoke to a woman with a master's in finance.

and sacrifice themselves to the same cause... babies.