Your chauffeur just phoned.

He dropped her off at the Clampetts, thinking you were there.

Oh, they have her.

She's been delivered into the hands of those savages.

Well, get those savages on the phone.

We'll prove to Margaret that everything is all right.

This may be the oldest piece of pewter ever to be found on this continent.

Now, I'm just mortified, Mrs. Smith-Stanish.

I've been after Cousin Jed to get rid of all this junk.

Now that he has money, I'm gonna throw it all out.

No, no, please.

It's priceless.

Say, Mrs. Smith-Stanish, if you like old things, just wait till you get into this trunk.

You'll be happy as a heifer in red clover.

Marvelous.

Unbelievable.

Is this your family Bible?

Well, no, not anymore.

Got too old.

Commenced to crisping and flaking off, so they pitched in, got another one about a hundred years ago.