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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- And on your dates. - And shopping.

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And actually...

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...and Gerald Ford and I took it in.

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And to the bathroom.

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And that was wrong, Jerry.

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...went to Sara and apologized-

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...and it's going in my chart.

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Yep. And the photo is all fixed and back on his desk, no thanks to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And that guy is your new boss?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Just grab that meat and let's ride.

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...and they're smoothing it out for me.

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And take your Bronze-O with you.

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Oh, hey, and I couldn't find that stockroom.

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...and there was this dumb-looking guy nearby.

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...demanding my stuff back and finally I lose it.

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...for a couple of days and get it airbrushed.

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Here you go. Airbrushed you into sand and sky.

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I use that on my face, neck and chest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

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You're a life-saving doctor and I'm just a comedian.