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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club

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- I told you. - I'm nuts about her.

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That nut is always up to something.

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I'll try. I'll try and de-sour and sweeten.

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And there's David Steinberg.

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And we make it disappear.

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- And? - Well, he flinched sort of.

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...and they were all best friends?

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- ...and it got a little dirty. - Great.

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What do you say, ladies and gentlemen?

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And now we say the magic word:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club

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...and I gotta deal with Pat Cooper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club

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Why would she try and kill you?

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...and she started singing Neil Diamond's Solitary Man.

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You handle all the fact-checking and copyediting...

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- What do you call it? - PB and J's.

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That works to two and a half extra days...

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A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly.

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- I'll try and de-sour. - That's not good enough.

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- Maybe she'll sweeten. - She won't sweeten. And I'm bitter.

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And I thought, That is not my alarm going off.