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South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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You cows have no business on a people train, all right? You're cows.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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That's the third cow this month.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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...and then there were cows and aliens.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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I wonder what the visitors gave the cows?

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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- They're are real. - They abduct people and mutilate cows.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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- Because it's not gonna work. - Hold it right there, cows.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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This isn't unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right?

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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Cows, I got you cornered. Let's see you get away now.

South Park (1997) - S01E01 Comedy

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You cows can't get on this train. This is a people train.