Milburn, how can you be so uninformed and run a bank?

Well, I have you helping me, dear.

Thank goodness.

Mrs. Smith-Spanish is only the president of the Women's Federation for the Preservation and Perpetuation of the FFT of A. First found in the traditions of America.

Well, bully for the FFT of A. But I'm expecting the SPE of C. State bank examiners of California.

Thank you.

Oh, wait, Milburn.

Do I have your permission to put everything in readiness for the arrival of Mrs. Smith-Standish?

Oh, you have indeed.

Good.

I'll have the clampets moved out immediately.

Fine.

What?

Margaret, come back here.

Now, what were you saying about the clampets?

I intend to rid our neighborhood of those uncouth, unsightly hillbillies before the arrival of our prestigious houseguest.

You do, and the president of the FFT of A will be staying at the YWCA with you.

Well, we're good now, Granny.

What room do you want me to put it in?

Well, I reckon in the kitchen, Jed.