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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.1s

No. No, this isn't good. I can't do this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

- I can't. - No. Yes, you can.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

- You know, I forgot my wallet. - Well, I can't give it to you then.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

- No, I can't. - Yes. Come on, I know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.4s

Neither do I.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

...it's something you wanna do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.9s

- Why? - If I can't get one, you're not!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.4s

- Was it what I said about her sister? - It has nothing to do with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.4s

...but I can't stand when someone doesn't like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So, what do you think? - Really enjoyed it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

- What are you doing? - Just checking it out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.9s

I got nothing to do all day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

I find it soothing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.3s

- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

You can't ask a person to change their name.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.6s

This is what I do. Come on, I'm going this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.2s

How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.4s

Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. I don't get it.