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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2s

I can't do those things.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2.1s

Come on, you know I can't do anything.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2.7s

Larry, I have to do it. I have to do it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3.5s

I can't do anything in this city without you watching me, following me?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3.5s

and I still can't get this colostomy bag to fit. It doesn't fit.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3.5s

And I can't sign the form for you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

1.9s

Larry, I can't sign the form for you

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3.2s

You have nothing to do with it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2.8s

Hmm, I wonder if you do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

1.8s

- Let's pray for that. - I do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

1.6s

No no, I always do that. When I sweat...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

1.4s

You can't keep that baby!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2.5s

Do you read "Nation"? It's a fabulous magazine.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2.7s

I swear, it gets better every time I see it."

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3.4s

I can't believe this woman has to call after every single show.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

4.7s

Unfortunately, I can't give you a clean bill of health at this point.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2.9s

So what we're gonna do is this. Listen, it's simple:

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3.2s

- I haven't touched anything yet. - I appreciate it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3.9s

- Oh, I got some good news, too. - You do?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

2.7s

- Because they never do. - They always do.