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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

George, I can't have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Can't you at least tell them what to do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

I heard what happened at the school. They can't bump you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

...do you choose if it's a man or woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.3s

-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

But you're basically a doctor. I mean, people do call you doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

Hey, hey, how you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

So, what did you do?