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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...as a multiple personality? You're not even you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Wait. Wait a minute. As long as you're gonna lie to the guy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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No, no, no. You have to approach this as if he was a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...to see if we qualify as those organ donors.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So, I'm thinking, as she's saying this, I'm thinking, Great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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No. As a guy, I don't know how I can break up with another guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You panicked, and you told her you liked her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You know, look. I'm telling you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You ate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I like you. I don't tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You smash it. You pound it. You fling it up in the air.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You see them. You don't want to see them. You don't call them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Are you ready?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- You what? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Right. You know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You really should.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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They call you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You didn't do anything. It's not you. It's me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What are you doing? - I got some for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, what are you saying? What, you like turkey roll?