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Don Jon (2013)

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It's not as good as porn.

Don Jon (2013)

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I'm saying, you probably watch that shit as much as I watch porn.

Don Jon (2013)

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- And that doesn't happen when you have sex. - I wish it did.

Don Jon (2013)

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- Oh! I wish somebody would cover for me. - See? What did I tell you?

Don Jon (2013)

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None of 'em are gonna look as good as my girl,

Don Jon (2013)

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But I'm sorry to say, it's still not as good as porn.

Don Jon (2013)

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none of 'em are gonna fuck me as good as my girl.

Don Jon (2013)

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as it is in heaven...

Don Jon (2013)

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I saved it as pony-tail.

Don Jon (2013)

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...I'm hard as a fucking rock.

Don Jon (2013)

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gets me hard as a fucking rock.

Don Jon (2013)

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...as we forgive those... who trespass against us...

Don Jon (2013)

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He loves TiVo. He sure as shit don't love football. We know that.

Don Jon (2013)

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Some dumb-ass buddy of mine sent it to me as a joke. Come on!

Don Jon (2013)

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You said you watched porn.

Don Jon (2013)

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- Fuck you. - You wanna fuck me?

Don Jon (2013)

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- You look so beautiful. - Thank you.

Don Jon (2013)

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- Thank you. - Jon, you meet Daryl?

Don Jon (2013)

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- She was like you. - Thank you.

Don Jon (2013)

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- I brought you something. - You what?