a blue and a red state,

(Mathias) This is a meet-and-greet, nothing more.

The following is a quote from our debate advisory standards:

It was during a Q and A that a woman made a statement.

This is our night to shine, Tom. This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

I sat there and went, Wait a minute. I'm a jester.

and yet we can't educate our own children.

OK. A little cheese and pâté - always good after a heart attack.

and that is the Capital Beltway.

If she's not psychotic she's a stalker, and if she's not a stalker she's a CIA operative.

I wanna do a show about gay farmers and call it Cropsuckers. Is that offensive?

Well, there is a problem - it's a year old.

Maybe because you flipped out and you're in a hospital and you've been doing drugs?

Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,

And yet... And yet...

And?

And...

America votes, a leader is chosen.

The Delacroy voting system is your baby. You're a perfectionist and you wanna make it more perfect,

They have a video camera that takes a picture and compares it to your previous picture.