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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.5s

The asking price is a million and a half dollars.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

4.3s

I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and a bicyclist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

1.8s

And, yes, I'm looking for a place...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.7s

Well, it is our day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

4.7s

See, you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

Give me a box of those and one of those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.7s

Lovely, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

4.4s

...and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.4s

Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, and you know Mr. Varnsen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.4s

- Isn't there a deductible? - All right, what is your deductible?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3s

Oh, he's giving you a mustache. Where is this guy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.1s

- My hand is out. - We're gonna need more than a hand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.3s

A sense of humor is so much more important to me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

Wouldn't it bounce back and forth between your cornea and the mirror?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

4.7s

Well, it is Sunday night, and you know how I like to unwind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

4.5s

All I know is that it's Sunday night, and I have got to unwind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.4s

...and the women that I frequent with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.6s

Yeah, a feeling like this only happens once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.8s

This thing can't hurt me, can it? I mean, it is a laser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

1.9s

- Wait a second. - What?