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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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And here's a little roll...

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...and actually I had specifically worn a tank top...

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- Are my eyebrows gonna grow back? - And he seems to have a bit of a rash.

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- What is this? - That is a lot of skin.

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I see. And what clinic is that again?

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- It's a write-off for them. - How is it a write-off?

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Why? Because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?

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Just get a hold of it and change what you don't like.

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See, what they gotta do is lose a plane or a Greenpeace boat.

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...is in a Parks Department production of The Mikado.

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Now, I want to you relax and have fun because you're a fun guy.

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You don't even know what a write-off is.

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...and your only response is, Gee, I really like your picture.

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Great. And maybe we could go out and do something.

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Why did you take a picture of a mustard stain?

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- You interested in a refund? - I can't get a refund.

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And check this out. I go to pick up my pictures and she says:

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It was a fireball.

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...and I insured it for $400.

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And I like what you're wearing.