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The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Just push and breathe. Numb me up. I want anesthesia.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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and Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience,

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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And yet, here you are, back in a Laundromat.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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No, Stacy is a boy.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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(MACHINE BEEPS) And she's singing Son of a Preacher Man.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Because you're not a daddy, and it's not your baby.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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It is... It's so bizarre and unnatural,

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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But cooler, and with my life put together a little bit.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor,

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege and honor to present for the first time

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Anyway, she is incredibly fat and enormous right now,

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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He'd come and tell me everything is all right

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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He'd kiss and tell me everything is all right

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I get a call from Jan, and I meet her at the hospital.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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And this is way worse than the stroller she came with.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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And then remember we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer-dryer?

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Well, actually I... I had a tub birth, and it was really, really quite amazing.