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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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you're gonna need to shake things up a little.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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He dropped me off. We had a little disagreement.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I know you built your sundeck without a permit and I am calling it in.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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That way we can enjoy our drinks during the movie without fear.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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And a large cherry slurpy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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and I had a uniform.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I just got a little panicky. Change is not easy for me, Charlie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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he's a sponge?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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You bought a sport jacket, not a magic lamp.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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It means, how many eighth-graders carry a briefcase and a pocket watch?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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A bit of a bumper sticker, but sure, why not?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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It's a public service

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Payback's a bitch, buddy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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that I have a very nice ass for a guy my age.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Yeah, she is a hottie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Great. I will have a rum and Diet Coke.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- I'll treat you to a cherry slurpy. - I don't want a cherry slurpy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Hey, Alan. - Phil? What a coincidence.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Of course, he's a squid and he hates Sponge Bob,