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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Don't you think that's a little redundant?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Okay, it's a woman I went out with once and she got a little clingy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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I make a lot of money for doing very little work.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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- I love you, too, Mom. - Too little. Too late.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Come on, I'm just trying to get you to lighten up a little.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Our little secret. Why is she saying goodbye to him?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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- Here's your iced tea, Grandma. - Thank you, my little angel.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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A rebirth. A renaissance, if you will.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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four and a half days ago, let me tell you that.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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So, you're a housekeeper?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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We'll make a list.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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and take a nap out on the sundeck.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Nobody likes a wiseass, Jake.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Jake, buddy. Take a break.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Obviously that was a mistake.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Charlie, you're a grown man.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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You are a bad, bad boy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

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Is this gonna be a problem?