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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

6.2s

Charlie, we got a good thing going, why do you want to mess it up?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.8s

Are you saying you want me to come back and live with you?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.1s

I want Jake to come back and live with me,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2s

What is wrong with you? Are you insane?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

4.8s

Look at you. All grown up and back living with Mom.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.7s

Now, do you want to talk about your nephew, or do you want to have sex?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3s

asking a woman you're involved with if she wants kids?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

1.9s

With you?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.1s

What do you want to talk about, Alan?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.7s

I don't need to lighten up. The world I live in is dark.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

4.7s

Well, yeah, I know the point of these things is...

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.7s

Come on, I'm just trying to get you to lighten up a little.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.1s

Is there something inherently wrong with

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.9s

Look, okay, this is just until things settle out.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.6s

And what if there's another man there? Shacking up with her?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

1.3s

What do you want, Charlie?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.3s

Now, what I think you need to do is to make a list.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.3s

Alan, I really want to apologize for putting you through this.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.4s

All right, last card, down and dirty.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2s

What's going on with you?