I am in total agreement, without equivocation,

We have a great show for you tonight, so without any further ado...

You're a comedian who talks about politics. So when you talk about politics without the comedy,

I'm begging you, please. I'm like a man without water. An acerbic comment, would it kill you?

It'll be the first time I'll be in front of an audience without him.

Well, there is a problem - it's a year old.

It was during a Q and A that a woman made a statement.

a blue and a red state,

- A great manager. - A great manager.

Well, it's not like it's a relic. It's a year old.

Wait a minute, I'm taking a picture.

- A little bit of a tan. - Thanks. I went to a tanning salon.

I made a mess. I've made a mess.

At 17 years old, I beat up a guy.

I've made such a mess. I've made such a mess.

When there's a debate...

- A good month. - Yes.

If she's not psychotic she's a stalker, and if she's not a stalker she's a CIA operative.

You have a waste-processing plant next to a recreation area.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. We may have a problem here.