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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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I once went 28 years without having sex.

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over the next few years.

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And then again for seven years.

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MALE PROFESSOR: So in the year 2000,

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"Thousand-year-old church in the continental United States.

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I want to apologize for how I treated you last year.

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I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year.

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I wanted to say I'm sorry for treating you bad the past couple of years.

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That's a shame.

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was a chicken breast and a case of Diet Coke.

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Calm down, weirdo. Just a joke. She's such a weirdo.

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Actually, I'm a lesbian.

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I'm not a lesbian.

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That wasrt a tapeworm.

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It's a small office.

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Give me a hug.

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You lost a ton of weight, literally, a lot of weight.

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and they know how to show a woman a good time.

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There is a surefire sale, but it's a two-man job. Interested?

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This is a good day.